Its really hot out today. I wandered up on deck and decided to let the sun beat down upon my upturned face for a while. Suddenly, it hit me. I really don't want to get tanned today. I haven't shaved for over a month. Its probably not a good idea to get tanned when your beard is co-habitating with your chest hairs, unless you plan on staying that way...
oh... you shoulda. after the shave it would look hell-arious!!
ReplyDeletePW, little ones (+me) is in major count down mode. scheemin, plannin... you better not be tooo toasty on arrival. BECAUSE we all know it's your special day... another year has yet passed.. what, your almost a teenager now.. we'll have to start growing up.
see and i didn't say one thing about your birthday. wasn't i good?
You don't look like you could play for ZZ Top do you? ;-)
ReplyDeleteYO , mr. bud! Major foul!! However, since you note I'm still a teenager, I forgive you;) Lets sneak into the bar when I get home!
ReplyDeleteThat should get a snicker from the sisters, who once thought I might BE a teenager blogger fraud...
Oh, Jay I'm close to being able to sit in for set or two. Very close.
ReplyDeletePW would not be pleased.
hehe, please get a beard-line. that'd be hysterical.
ReplyDeletep.s. how art thou tonsils?
ReplyDeleteok, i've been considering the reprimand of the three day drunk. PW will:
ReplyDeletea) put us in a time out (again)until we solve the world energy crisis
b) abstain from you know what (no problem for ME here)
c) make us do the yard work, tend the store, clean the windows, care for lil girlfriend, do maintainence on the cars, housework, build an addition on the house, refuse to drive us from bar to bar,..etc.
d) all of the above
or...
f) make pirate son babysit and join us (but SHE HAS TO LEAVE THE BLIND DATE AT HOME!!)
yours truly,
first mate
oh, and dude.. bird migration NOW. Had an Eagle in the parking lot. HOLY SHIT those fuggers are HUGE close up! (i'm like.. where's bonehead, are there any small children around... take cover)
ReplyDeleteand yes i'm to lazy to email...
oh yeah
ReplyDeleteoh yeah
welll
I'd like to see YOU take on one of those fuckers... 120 gazillion foot wingspan and friggen razor ninja knife like toenails.. beak from hell..
ok. i admit. pussified.
mr bud-no 3 day drunk-i've got nasty geophysics course monday morning! I have to be coherent. However, I will refrain from over-imbibing at crew-x so has to be able to cut loose a little Thur nite at your BLIND DATE DINNER. I've heard a little about her-wait till you see the trick where she puts her teeth in the glass of beer. Your so in...
ReplyDeleteoh yeah and dont mess w/ eagles. I watched 3 adults tear up a deer carcass down on the rez one day-they are nasty.
pweeze, oh pweeze.. maybe a 2 1/2 day drunk then? your trying to be all responsible arn't you..? well lookie here mister, when's the last time you got to talk to a cop wearing nothing but a robe? huh?
ReplyDeleteand that is the vision of 'the date'
I named the eagle Mongo. about the size of a minivan. with wings.
I haven't thought about that naked drunk driving mishap in a long time!
ReplyDeleteThank God I haven't worked down in Trinidad in a while-that is a vile and unhealthy crew-x/binge session.
I wonder if the cops still talk about that night??
probably... between doughnuts. and.. i'm so glad he didn't make a pass at you... shalong hanging out and all..
ReplyDeleteHEY! Macoosh asked about the tonsils. I want to know, too. Have they grown into your beard/chest hair yet?
ReplyDeleteLOL @ blondie.
ReplyDeleteSun? What's that? We're still living in our caves up here.
In defense of/for those who have raised an eyebrow, operating a motor vehicle when you shouldn't, while not exactly wise was the 'norm' so,so..,so many years ago. PLUS with everything around here only a block away.. still taint no excuse. thus the social wisdom to change that... it ain't like that no more... nuf said.
ReplyDeletedude post the wil thing. WIERD is an understatement!
still counting down. and!! PW says i have to dress up and behave on this date. no,no,no. i'm not likin' this at all. you'll just have to distract them while i use a spoon to catapult icecubes at the other tables.
My tonsils sare currently being beaten into submission by antibiotics. I have now been on antibiotics for nearly 2 months. This is hte longest Ive ever taken any drug-at least ones that don't make me happy..
ReplyDeleteYeah mr bud, better put awyay the tape measure or this one. PW has been on about this chick for quite a while.
About the Wil thing-i dont think I have any Trekkies who come here...
STOP MR.BUD.
ReplyDeleteYOU WILL SHOW UP AND BE NICE!!!
AND THAT IS IT!!!!!!
HA HA! You're in trouble, you're in trouble...
ReplyDeleteshit.
ReplyDeletemama has spoken.
how come i'm the one who always gets yelled at? huh?
no tape measure? what the hell am i going to use to clock her in the forehead if she makes a pass at me?
Use your imagination for a second and it will come to you
ReplyDeletehmmmm. thinking.
ReplyDeleteI guess i could poke her with something.
yeah that's it. i'll bring something to poke her.
thanks. your a savior.
oy.
ReplyDeletenote to self.
do not go posting comments after a night of taste testing designer beers.
Be nice.......
ReplyDeleteYa got 4220 minutes to go.....
ReplyDeletenow 4219..
Dude- that sucks!
ReplyDeleteOh, btw- prepare to spit out your coffee, I am back!
Smooches,
DDQ