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Mr. Peterlick,

As I informed the good Barrister Richard Wilson from Dakar, Senegal, you need a better hook. What is it with you guys? Look, I've got exactly $13.00USD in the bank account you're going to want the routing number for. Am I still your number one choice for a "trustworthy" business partner? Whatever, lets cut to the chase-

Send me money in the form of a certified check, or photos of hot, naked chicks or leave me the fuck alone, dude.

Sincerely,
The bored, but busy Pirate

ps. Thanks for giving me a quick post when I'm too damn busy to write. I think my readers get a kick out of you morons. In addition, I'm posting your email addresses here (haris_peterson77@yahoo.co.uk and haris_peterson12@yahoo.co.uk) so my readers have somewhere to forward their spam to. Suck on that.

pps. Try this on Travis, but offer him socks and he might just go for it...trust me, he likes socks.


--- "Mr.Haris Peterson" wrote:

>
> From:Mr.Haris Peterson
> Smith & Williamson
> Private Banking Services
> Riding House
> Extension,
> London, Uk
>
> Dear Friend,
>
> I am Mr.Haris Peterson, the accounting officer-in charge of the Private
> investment section of the above named Finance house. I have decided to
> contact you on a business Transfer that requires confidentiality, Trust and
> transparency,where both of us have a lot to Benefit, during my investigation
> and auditing in the Accounts section, my department came across a huge sum
> of money Belonging to a deceased person, a foreigner who died On January 7,
> 2005 in a auto crash.
>
> This Fund has been dormant in his account in the private investment dept
> Without any claim to this fund in our custody, either From his family or
> relation.
> The said amount is (7.5 million pounds)which is about ($15 million US
> Dollars) As it might interest you to know, I got your contact Through
> international business enquiry and my search for a trust worthy business
> Partner that can handle a business of this magnitude Meanwhile all
> arrangement to put claim to this fund in Your name as the bonafide next of
> kin to the deceased,And get the required approval to transfer this money To
> a foreign account, have been put in place.
>
> While The next line of action to conclude this transaction In the next 10
> working days, Will be relayed to you as Soon as you indicate your interest
> in this Transaction.I must also inform you that upon the completion of this
> Transaction, you will be entitled to 40% of the total Sum as gratification,
> for your role and assistance, While the balance will be for me as the owner
> of the funds. Please, you have been advised to keep this to your self Since
> I am still in service and intend to Retire after I conclude this project.
>
> I will be monitoring the whole situation here Until you confirm the money in
> your account. Then, immediately, I shall come down to the country of Your
> nominated account for subsequent sharing of the Funds according to
> percentages previously indicated and Further investment.
>
> Yours faithfully,
> Mr.Haris Peterson
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