THIS is how you write one of these 419 scam emails. Even greedy AND stupid
lawyers won't fall for your pathetically weak scam. This guy, Achmed,
or whatever the fuck-he's got game. Now, don't go getting a big head
Mohummadd-you too can go fuck yourself, but you can at least string three
brain cells together and come up with a coherent thought. Zhai? He's
probably hopeless, but I thought maybe you could give him a leg up...
Cheers, you nut sacks.
ps. Do either of you know the good barrister, Richard Williams, from Dakar?
Our business deal seems to have fallen through and I haven't heard from him in
over two months.
Wasabi, or whatever Abdula said...
--- Abdul Hakim Zamal
> To: firstname.lastname@example.org
> Subject: Assist Sincerely
> From: Abdul Hakim Zamal
> Date: Fri, 22 Jun 2007 15:34:42 -0400
> Greetings to you,
> As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe
> everyone will pass on someday everyone eventually has appointment with
> death. My name is Abdul Hakim Zamal a merchant in Dubai, United Arab Emirate
> I have been diagnosed with lung cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical
> treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according
> to medical experts (I am in a private ward in a private hospital here in the
> United Kingdom). I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never
> really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very
> rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused
> on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.
> But now I regret all this, as I now know that there is more to life than
> just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God
> gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a
> different way from how I have lived it. I have willed and given most of my
> property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a
> few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I
> have decided to give also to charity organizations, as I want this to be one
> of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to
> some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my
> health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.
> I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute
> the money, which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and
> Pakistan; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not
> trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contented with what I have left
> for them. The last of my money, which no one knows of, is the huge cash
> deposit of $18 Million Dollars that I have with a Security Company abroad. I
> will want you to help me collect/receive this deposit and dispatched it to
> charity organizations.
> I will like to inform you that for all your time, effort and sincere honesty
> you will be given 10% of the funds, this is from the depth of my heart.
> I'll be awaiting your quick response.
> Abdul Hakim Zamal.