Saturday, June 23, 2007

Abdul's got game

They keep trying and I keep trying to help...

Hey Zhai,
THIS is how you write one of these 419 scam emails. Even greedy AND stupid
lawyers won't fall for your pathetically weak scam. This guy, Achmed,
or whatever the fuck-he's got game. Now, don't go getting a big head
Mohummadd-you too can go fuck yourself, but you can at least string three
brain cells together and come up with a coherent thought. Zhai? He's
probably hopeless, but I thought maybe you could give him a leg up...

Cheers, you nut sacks.

ps. Do either of you know the good barrister, Richard Williams, from Dakar?
Our business deal seems to have fallen through and I haven't heard from him in
over two months.

Wasabi, or whatever Abdula said...


--- Abdul Hakim Zamal wrote:

> To: seismic.pirate@gmail.com
> Subject: Assist Sincerely
> From: Abdul Hakim Zamal
> Date: Fri, 22 Jun 2007 15:34:42 -0400
>
> Greetings to you,
> As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe
> everyone will pass on someday everyone eventually has appointment with
> death. My name is Abdul Hakim Zamal a merchant in Dubai, United Arab Emirate
> (U.A.E).
>
> I have been diagnosed with lung cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical
> treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according
> to medical experts (I am in a private ward in a private hospital here in the
> United Kingdom). I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never
> really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very
> rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused
> on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.
>
> But now I regret all this, as I now know that there is more to life than
> just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God
> gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a
> different way from how I have lived it. I have willed and given most of my
> property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a
> few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I
> have decided to give also to charity organizations, as I want this to be one
> of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to
> some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my
> health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.
>
> I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute
> the money, which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and
> Pakistan; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not
> trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contented with what I have left
> for them. The last of my money, which no one knows of, is the huge cash
> deposit of $18 Million Dollars that I have with a Security Company abroad. I
> will want you to help me collect/receive this deposit and dispatched it to
> charity organizations.
>
> I will like to inform you that for all your time, effort and sincere honesty
> you will be given 10% of the funds, this is from the depth of my heart.
>
> I'll be awaiting your quick response.
>
> Wassallam.
> Abdul Hakim Zamal.

1 comment:

Mr. Bud said...

I am wiping the tears from my face. can not we help this poor man, i me gosh how evil of his relitives to steal his monies. This breaks my heart that he would have to hide his money, that knowone knows about (you must have been the only receipiant of this mail) and he obviously can not just write a check. my day is ruined. i shal go pout in a closet somewhere. what is this world coming to? and he didn't even mention global warming.