Today I saw a big-ass hammerhead shark, circling the ship. He was all "I'm a bad-ass, prehistoric-looking motherfucker and if you fall in here I'm going to rip your balls off for an appetizer, first". We were all properly meek and scared. I tried to be a suck-up and threw him a piece of sausage. He stopped, looked over his shoulder at me if to say, "I SAID YOUR BALLS, and you forgot the toothpick, anyway" and then kept circling.
I went back inside and forgot about my mug of coffee on the railing.
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4 comments:
Ooooooooo, funny and scary at the same time!!
N-n-n-no. No thank you.
baaah. i woulda put a hook in the sausage and got a rope and a surf board and hoped for some fun cruisin.
I say from my armchair, with a brew and chips, readin my book.
I can't believe nobody jumped in and tried to pet him. I'm sure he was a sweet, loving shark.
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