Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Affordable Home Security

From one of those damn forwarded emails I hate to get and usually delete:

How to install an affordable home security system...

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14 Work
boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo
Magazine. 

3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door:
"Hey Bubba - Big Mike and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the Pit bulls. Better wait outside.They attacked the
mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad.

I locked all four of them in the house."

7 comments:

~Jack~ said...

Probably more reliable than Brinks Home Security.

Fyremandoug said...
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Fyremandoug said...

It worked well in Montana
But I was told I could not do so in Oregon....women they just don't get it.

Maeve said...

My ex uncle by marriage used to have a sign posted "Screw the dog, beware of the owner" with a photo of a hand gun.
Yep, he DID sleep with some sort of gun under his pillow. I don't know what kind though.

Anonymous said...

or our dog, scared the shit out of the Chimney guy today..
PW

Mr. Bud said...

Ok, well.. then.. that cracked me up PW. Mean 'ol nasty doggie. ha.

Steph said...

Sure beats the snot out of those ATD assholes whose door-to-door sales staff pester the bejesus out of everyone.