Tuesday, August 18, 2009

This won't hurt a bit...

So I started back on the elliptical machine.  It has a computer.  I choose FAT BURN.  I program in my height, weight and age and it tells me what I need to do to burn fat the most efficiently.  It tells me to lay down, close my eyes and relax.  Really.

1 comment:

PR said...

Forget the elliptical machine. Just get yourself a few teenage stepkids. As you vibrate with rage the pounds just fall off.