The trip is dragging on, painfully. It's a blessing that I will (hopefully) be getting off next week.
Today we had a fire drill. The fire was forward, over the fuel tanks. I had to lay out hose across the heli-deck, for one of the fire teams. It was kind of a yawner, other than a bent flange on the nozzle, making it difficult to connect. Gave it to the engineer at the debrief. Then, we watched a couple of videos. One was a short clip of a huge fucking sperm whale checking out a wellhead, caught on film by an ROV. Pretty awesome. The other had something to do with a monkey fucking a basketball. I love QHSE videos.
This afternoon, I began my handover notes:)
Also this afternoon, I ate a camembert cheese sandwich, in keeping with Obama's call for Americans to embrace their mediocrity and acknowledge the dominance of Europe and the rest of the world. Tomorrow, I will eat chilis for breakfast, rejoicing in the fact that we bend over backwards for illegal immigrants and inept goverments cowering in fear of drug lords. Lunch? Plain rice sprinkled with melamine and lead, celebrating years of impotent trade agreements with China and their 25-year domination of the American market for tainted food, drywall and baby products. I call it the "Not only the French are Yellow" Diet and it already gives me bad gas, just like that South Beach bullshit. Ya'll have a nice day, eh?
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