Monday, April 27, 2009

Fix yer shit

Swine Flu?   Fix that shit before I get home, people!

 I've got massive amounts of AIDS, malaria, cholera and all that shit do deal with here and I really don't need to come home to the freaking swine flu.  And the dang Malarone I already have to take for malaria makes me sleepy and fucks with my appetite.  And the dreams?  Forget it.  Like acid...

So, get on the stick and I mean now!  I want to come home in 2 weeks.


Mr. Bud said...

Smoke like a chimney and keep your BAC around .9 and you make a lousy host for any little bug-gers.
andromeda strain?

Anonymous said...

I'm totally sure Obama has everything under control. Fear not.