Swine Flu? Fix that shit before I get home, people!
I've got massive amounts of AIDS, malaria, cholera and all that shit do deal with here and I really don't need to come home to the freaking swine flu. And the dang Malarone I already have to take for malaria makes me sleepy and fucks with my appetite. And the dreams? Forget it. Like acid...
So, get on the stick and I mean now! I want to come home in 2 weeks.
Monday, April 27, 2009
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Smoke like a chimney and keep your BAC around .9 and you make a lousy host for any little bug-gers.
andromeda strain?
I'm totally sure Obama has everything under control. Fear not.
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