Saturday, February 2, 2008

Balls of Steel

Or maybe something a bit softer like lead, or rubber. Whatever, I seem to have made a pretty damn good recovery. Yesterday was pretty much agony, despite not giving birth, or getting ripped from pussy to ass (nod to LL and all mothers, especially PW!). I couldn't walk much and it really, really hurt.

Today? Meh, pretty much a complete recovery. Don't even need a painkiller. I'm sore, but I can walk, even if it looks like I just climbed down from 8 hours on a horse. So, fire 30-40 rounds through the old pistol and I should be shooting blanks. Wonderful.

8 comments:

Jay said...

You may not NEED those pain killers, but that doesn't mean you aren't gonna USE them, does it? I hate to see good pain killers go to waste. Maybe you could sell them? haha ;-)

The Pirate said...

Dude, that's too funny-PW broke into em not 5 minutes ago...

Maeve said...

I'd still becareful firing off your gun.
My neighbor just had child #5 after the big "snip snip". The Dr. had even told him he had the green light, that all was non fertile.

LL said...

Yeah, don't forget to give 'em your sample and all. And if the first shot is pink, don't panic. It's just left over blood. Did that make you feel better? haha

Seriously, glad your twig and berries are feeling better. My Ex DID say the shot to the nuts was the worst pain EVER.

The Pirate said...

You know, I was just tellin PW I would've handled a shot in the eyeball better than the left ball.

Mr. Bud said...

ok,ok.. i can't help it.
there has to be a joke about a pirate... tinker bell... walking the plank... shooting blanks.
i'm mental.

I don't know how your going to top this valentine's day present in the future. It'll be hard to beat.

Fyremandoug said...

Just look at it this way Pirate ........you dont have to buy contraceptives anymore. Add that up and do the math figure out how much your saving, it will kinda be like every time your having sex your making money......
BADA BING

LMAO

Heidi said...

I've met folks that came about post snip. There are multiple reasons it can happen, so yes, careful is good.