A memo has come out that the junior personnel on my ship should be working in Angola during their time off. The young Malaysian girl that works for me is very upset, desperately not wanting to work in Angola. I've been singing the "Mugabe Mouse" song to her all day, saying she can visit Mugabe Mouse at Disneyland Zimbabwe. She hates me for some reason. I'm led to believe that Malaysian people have no sense of humor. The Filipino guy who shares our office thinks it's a riot and sings with me. THEY know funny.
"Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me?"