Time to retire to the sauna. Smoked my first opponent in the table tennis tourney in straight sets of 21-10, 21-18. Rubber match my ass. He was a 24 yr old Chinese kid who held the paddle like backwards, or upside down? Everybody said the professionals do that, so I tried the same thing. It worked *shrugs*
OK, I AM sweating like a pig and wheezing like a steam locomotive, though. This ping pong is NOT for old people...and only five more opponents to go.