Sunday, September 21, 2008

Sweat sock-flavored candy

In the corner of the mess, the cooks lay out a small selection of candy, gum and little bags of Fisherman's Friends.  Occasionally, I grab a bag of the cough drops-living in AC for 5-6 weeks dries out my throat.  Today, I stopped for a bag because my throat is REALLY sore.  Some fucker gave me the plague.

Anyway, I see a roll of MUSK-FLAVORED Lifesavers.  FUCKING MUSK!! 

Now, if you've never had a musk-flavored Lifesaver, you can't imagine the taste, OR the smell.  Not in your worst nightmares.  Three hours later, I still cannot get the taste out of my mouth and I spit it out almost instantly...

Kiwis are some weird motherfuckers.

1 comment:

PR said...

that is just gross