Thursday, April 12, 2007

Freddie Saves The Pirate

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Please allow me to introduce FREDDIE. Perhaps it isn’t widely known that on top of being a supermodel, often posing for designer piratewear magazines,
FREDDIE is fluent in Norwegian AND Blogeese, the native tongue of Blogger engineers from the old country. It was this winning combination that saved The Pirate’s ass. Well, once he stopped staring at Freddie’s, decked out in the latest piratewear during her last photoshoot, that is.

18 comments:

Mr. Bud said...

wait... this is the Norwegian you've been looking at and you wanted it to stop? this is a universal language here...

Mr. Bud said...

how many times do you have to hit 'add to the wish list' before she comes home to big daddy?

gawd... i so hope PW drops by...;)

The Pirate said...

I just had a chit-chat with PW and Stinky. They are ready to come home. Howz the sno?

Jay said...

I think I like Freddie.

Freddie06@sbcglobal.net said...

Bwah!

Sh'yeah... As IF.

Seriously though. It helped? Cool!

Freddie said...

What the...? Why'd I post my e-mail there.

It's late. Freddie should be in bed...

And I swear, if my blog gets hit with a horn-dog horde... (just kidding)

The Pirate said...

Yep, its all back to English, every word. THANK YOU!!

I have since figured out how it happened and realize that I'm doomed to repeat it whenever I'mm offshore (is that cryptic?), but now I can get to the fix:)

ps. I put those ads to good use, didn't I?

Blondie said...

I'm sure PW really appreciates these pictures...good grief. Well, I'm happy to see that you have the language figured out, but not happy to see that you had a throat problem. :( Boo on sickness. Take care of thyself.

Mr. Bud said...

maybe 2' at best still on the ground but dissapearing fast. The whole pirate family has to get well. Seems it's my turn to make the chicky soup for PW. :(

Freddie said...

Hopefully Venus will appreciate the publicity, right? And not come a-knockin on your door here...

This is the first time I ever let him pick out my suit. He picked two! I said: "What about the PRICE?" I'm worth it, he said. (He got some BIGtime bonus points there.)

Freddie said...

Oops. That comment was meant for the previous post.

Queen of Dysfunction said...

Pirate, did PW not pay the cable bill, move to Tonga, or otherwise surrender her internet access? Is she going to kick your ass and bury you for this? Can I embalm you afterward?

The Pirate said...

PW knows I only look at the skull and crossbones. You gotta admit it's a pretty cool pirate suit!

Mr. Bud said...

holy crap... your right. there is a skull and crossbones. i only saw the bones at the top... huh. must need glasses or something.

Fyremandoug said...

Pirate My thanks for the wonderful
EYE CANDY(something about a shiver me timber) WOW I just Got slapped in the back of my fyremans noggan from Mrs Fyreman for looking

PW said...

Hey that's me before married with children and living in the North Pole.........

The Pirate said...

:)

Macoosh said...

i'm glad you like that photo of me; it was a long and grueling shoot on that beach in new zealand but i think we got what we needed.