Wednesday, April 25, 2007

No sun for you!

Its really hot out today. I wandered up on deck and decided to let the sun beat down upon my upturned face for a while. Suddenly, it hit me. I really don't want to get tanned today. I haven't shaved for over a month. Its probably not a good idea to get tanned when your beard is co-habitating with your chest hairs, unless you plan on staying that way...

28 comments:

Mr. Bud said...

oh... you shoulda. after the shave it would look hell-arious!!

PW, little ones (+me) is in major count down mode. scheemin, plannin... you better not be tooo toasty on arrival. BECAUSE we all know it's your special day... another year has yet passed.. what, your almost a teenager now.. we'll have to start growing up.

see and i didn't say one thing about your birthday. wasn't i good?

Jay said...

You don't look like you could play for ZZ Top do you? ;-)

The Pirate said...

YO , mr. bud! Major foul!! However, since you note I'm still a teenager, I forgive you;) Lets sneak into the bar when I get home!

That should get a snicker from the sisters, who once thought I might BE a teenager blogger fraud...

The Pirate said...

Oh, Jay I'm close to being able to sit in for set or two. Very close.

PW would not be pleased.

Macoosh said...

hehe, please get a beard-line. that'd be hysterical.

Macoosh said...

p.s. how art thou tonsils?

Mr. Bud said...

ok, i've been considering the reprimand of the three day drunk. PW will:
a) put us in a time out (again)until we solve the world energy crisis

b) abstain from you know what (no problem for ME here)

c) make us do the yard work, tend the store, clean the windows, care for lil girlfriend, do maintainence on the cars, housework, build an addition on the house, refuse to drive us from bar to bar,..etc.

d) all of the above
or...
f) make pirate son babysit and join us (but SHE HAS TO LEAVE THE BLIND DATE AT HOME!!)

yours truly,
first mate

Mr. Bud said...

oh, and dude.. bird migration NOW. Had an Eagle in the parking lot. HOLY SHIT those fuggers are HUGE close up! (i'm like.. where's bonehead, are there any small children around... take cover)

and yes i'm to lazy to email...

Queen of Dysfunction said...

Pussy.

Mr. Bud said...

oh yeah
oh yeah
welll
I'd like to see YOU take on one of those fuckers... 120 gazillion foot wingspan and friggen razor ninja knife like toenails.. beak from hell..

ok. i admit. pussified.

The Pirate said...

mr bud-no 3 day drunk-i've got nasty geophysics course monday morning! I have to be coherent. However, I will refrain from over-imbibing at crew-x so has to be able to cut loose a little Thur nite at your BLIND DATE DINNER. I've heard a little about her-wait till you see the trick where she puts her teeth in the glass of beer. Your so in...

oh yeah and dont mess w/ eagles. I watched 3 adults tear up a deer carcass down on the rez one day-they are nasty.

Mr. Bud said...

pweeze, oh pweeze.. maybe a 2 1/2 day drunk then? your trying to be all responsible arn't you..? well lookie here mister, when's the last time you got to talk to a cop wearing nothing but a robe? huh?

and that is the vision of 'the date'

I named the eagle Mongo. about the size of a minivan. with wings.

The Pirate said...

I haven't thought about that naked drunk driving mishap in a long time!

Thank God I haven't worked down in Trinidad in a while-that is a vile and unhealthy crew-x/binge session.

I wonder if the cops still talk about that night??

Mr. Bud said...

probably... between doughnuts. and.. i'm so glad he didn't make a pass at you... shalong hanging out and all..

Blondie said...

HEY! Macoosh asked about the tonsils. I want to know, too. Have they grown into your beard/chest hair yet?

barista grazioso said...

LOL @ blondie.

Sun? What's that? We're still living in our caves up here.

Mr. Bud said...

In defense of/for those who have raised an eyebrow, operating a motor vehicle when you shouldn't, while not exactly wise was the 'norm' so,so..,so many years ago. PLUS with everything around here only a block away.. still taint no excuse. thus the social wisdom to change that... it ain't like that no more... nuf said.
dude post the wil thing. WIERD is an understatement!

still counting down. and!! PW says i have to dress up and behave on this date. no,no,no. i'm not likin' this at all. you'll just have to distract them while i use a spoon to catapult icecubes at the other tables.

The Pirate said...

My tonsils sare currently being beaten into submission by antibiotics. I have now been on antibiotics for nearly 2 months. This is hte longest Ive ever taken any drug-at least ones that don't make me happy..

Yeah mr bud, better put awyay the tape measure or this one. PW has been on about this chick for quite a while.

About the Wil thing-i dont think I have any Trekkies who come here...

pw said...

STOP MR.BUD.
YOU WILL SHOW UP AND BE NICE!!!
AND THAT IS IT!!!!!!

The Pirate said...

HA HA! You're in trouble, you're in trouble...

Mr. Bud said...

shit.

mama has spoken.

how come i'm the one who always gets yelled at? huh?

no tape measure? what the hell am i going to use to clock her in the forehead if she makes a pass at me?

The Pirate said...

Use your imagination for a second and it will come to you

Mr. Bud said...

hmmmm. thinking.
I guess i could poke her with something.

yeah that's it. i'll bring something to poke her.

thanks. your a savior.

Mr. Bud said...

oy.
note to self.
do not go posting comments after a night of taste testing designer beers.

pw said...

Be nice.......

Johnny Cash said...

Ya got 4220 minutes to go.....

now 4219..

Queen of Dysfunction said...

Pirate, did you ever convince the ship's doctor to pull your tonsils out? If they do, can you post photos?

Hell, can you just post?

Drunk Drama Queen said...

Dude- that sucks!

Oh, btw- prepare to spit out your coffee, I am back!
Smooches,
DDQ